Personal trainer.college.work and working out is my life in a nut shell.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
oh mY GOD
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
serves u right thomas, u judgemental piece of shit
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
You need to! It pretty much confirms that life is pointless unless you millions of dollars, cocaine, and prostitutes
you are the silence in between what I thought and what I said
These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god
this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it
You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything
that’s what the government wants you to think